📜 — If Sola Scriptura was THE plan from the beginning… why did most of the Apostles never write anything?
That’s the joke.
But also… kind of the question.
This new Peter’s Barque track leans hard into the absurdity:
🎶 Andrew evangelized nations… but apparently forgot to leave notes.
🎶 Bartholomew got flayed alive for Christ… but didn’t “submit paperwork.”
🎶 Luke and Mark weren’t Apostles.
🎶 Nobody’s even fully sure who wrote Hebrews.
🎶 And somehow we’re told Christianity was always supposed to function as “Scripture alone.”
The song isn’t attacking Scripture.
Far from it.
It’s poking fun at the strange historical reality that:
the same Christians who say “the Bible alone” still have to inherit the canon itself from the Church that preserved, recognized, copied, preached, and defended it.
Because before Christianity was a paperback…
it was preached.
It was taught.
It was sacramental.
It was apostolic.
It was a Church.
And that’s exactly the tension this song plays with — through dry humor, punchy ska energy, and one very awkward participation trophy.
🎶 “Apostolic Participation Trophy” — a track for converts, cradle Catholics, theology nerds, Church history geeks, and anybody who has ever wondered why Simon the Zealot apparently forgot to turn in his assignment.
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